Write a song about installing a ceiling fan that promised to be a "simple 30-minute install" but instead turned into a 5-hour ordeal. Focus on the frustration of deciphering cryptic instructions that might as well be hieroglyphics, having to pause repeatedly to watch YouTube tutorials, and the temptation to just hire someone. Despite all this, the song should ultimately celebrate the unique satisfaction that comes from completing the project yourself, standing under your wobbly-but-working fan, sweaty but triumphant.
Include these quotes:
"The instructions were like "simple 30 minute install""
"had to watch 3 different youtube videos because the instructions were basically hieroglyphics"
"i just installed a ceiling fan and the box said "60 minutes" but it took me like 5 hours 😭"
"totally agree on the satisfaction factor"
"I just spent 3 hours trying to install a ceiling fan myself"
"I actually think hiring people is overrated though. The satisfaction of figuring it out yourself is worth something!"