You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an ambulance en route to the hospital and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in hardcore knitting, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your dedication to great justice came in. It was essential in protecting your nation and family from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Your time for greatness is here. You are the law!
