You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a cottage in the middle of nowhere and raised lovingly by your mother. As a child, you took pride in cutting-edge gonzo journalism, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your infinitely useful utility-belt came in. It was essential in coming to terms with your penchant for avoiding conflict, and to face it head-on instead. Your time for greatness is here. No surrender, no retreat!
