Funky Punch

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a prison colony on the moon and raised lovingly by an old couple living on a farm. As a child, you took pride in the crashed UFO you keep in the barn, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your robot guardian came in. It was essential in exposing the alien infiltration of society. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.