"To be fair, I didn't know it was ivy," the mad botanist said, idly scratching a leaf. "Sometimes you just plant a seed and wait to see what happens; those that bloom tend to grow on you over time. Of course, I didn't expect that to manifest in a literal sense..."
- from an interview with the botanist who seeded the Great Ivy Contagion of [date redacted] in The Caverns Below
