Take a seat, grab a beer, let's grab some weapons, some knobs. Whatever, have some fun with them, start stabbing each other. It's a party and I'm gonna throw a party. I do think one of the most frustrating things is reading video comments from girls. "Kyle is cute!" "Oh my god I wanna marry Kyle!" But then at the same time knowing that for the past three years I've not been able to successfully be with a girl. You know that I hooked up with Christina the day after I had done Sarah? So what if I'm short, turns out girls actually like what I'm working with. "But why dude, let's go out tonight? I want to get laid man, let's see if they'll still go for this short guy who's so funny!" I want it as consistent as possible. I want it every time I'm on camera. I want people to say, "Whoa that was really good!" But I think it's such an insane request of a person to be funny all the time. I wake up every day, and I have moments in every single day of my life where I question myself. "Am I actually still funny?"
