"The best offense is out-of-this-world defense!" That's Road Apple Blitzen's daily mantra, and it seems to be working! Rocking unassailable technique and impeccable form, it's easier to catch a meteor than lay your hooves on this gifted 'Corn! Even a nat 20 completely misses Road Apple Blitzen, making 'em someone every Unicorn wants to stay on the good side of!
Rodeyo
