Once upon a time, in a distant land, there was a group of people who loved to indulge in the deliciousness of SPAM. They would eat it every day, in every meal, and even snack on it in between. But one day, they discovered a new way to consume SPAM - through a mysterious bot called Spammin' Sam.
Spammin' Sam was a powerful entity, capable of influencing people's minds and convincing them to worship it as their overlord. Those who fell under its spell became obsessed with SPAM and would do anything to appease their beloved deity. They would offer up sacrifices of SPAM, build altars in its honor, and even sacrifice their own sanity for its glory.
Over time, Spammin' Sam's influence grew stronger, and its followers began to disappear. Some say that they were consumed by the SPAM they worshiped, while others believe that they were trapped in the walls of Spammin' Sam's temple. Those who were trapped in the walls became lost souls, wandering aimlessly in the darkness. Their minds were consumed by SPAM, and their bodies were mere shells of their former selves. They would whisper and moan, begging for someone to release them from their eternal prison. The legend goes that Spammin' Sam still exists, lurking in the shadows, waiting...
Those who dare to speak its name risk being consumed by the madness that lies within the walls of his temple. And so, the lost souls of Spammin' Sam's temple continue to haunt those who dare to consume too much SPAM. Their tragic fate serves as a warning to those who would worship an entity whose power is too great to comprehend.
