Secret
Wine
Party
the directions to this secret wine party are inside of your kneecap. you have 3 minutes to extract it or else the bomb implanted in your heel will explode. you may attend the secret wine party only after extracting the invite hidden inside of your kneecap. you now what you must do. the countdown begins now. behind you are 3 tv's of all the other attendees enjoying the secret wine party for your enjoyment.
