erm folks, we're receiving reports from the MOONBIRDS section that a hand to-hand-melee has broken out. Please return to your seats. If you fail to comply we won't be sending out anymore fanny packs. Thank you.
p.s. don't mind the hole in the plane, we're patching it up with stickers from nesting.
FLIGHT 42069
69 PASSENGERS LIGHTER, WE TAKE TO THE SKIES.
All 1,699,931 of us.
