Name: Tulum Tiffany
Age: 27
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 108 lbs.
Location: Claims Miami, FL & Los Angeles, CA on her IG Bio but has a P.O. Box in Bakersfield, CA
Education: Finished One Semester at Bakersfield College
Profession: “Swimwear Brand Owner” (...still hasn’t launched)
Tulum Tiffany is a social media influencer that constantly portrays a fabulous life and most recently has focused on Tulum content. Her content is always pictures of her at the current Tulum hot spots and she is always solo. Well, at least that is what she wants her followers to think. 😱 The truth is that Tulum Tiffany doesn't have the financial means to constantly travel, so she has mastered the art of booking her content calendar in advance by hustling on Bumble, Tinder, and Hinge. Her swipe right on everyone approach work well! 📲 Sure, she has to let fat ugly old dudes roll on top of her for a few seconds each night, but she is able to crank out "fire" content.
These poor old suckers don't even get an appearance on her IG content, although sometimes if Tiffany has had a few too many drinks 🍹 an occasional arm or bald sweaty head will make a cameo. Tiffany will only tag her sponsor in the event of a dry season -- and the need to ensure another Tulum trip the following weekend.
This savvy approach ensures she is able to create enough new content to attract a few brand deals, as well as maintain some monthly recurring deals that pay her a small "salary" to post nonstop. She constantly jams her energy drink and apparel deals down the throats of the 380,000 simps that follow her.
