Name: Basic Becky
Age: 37
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 132 lbs.
Location: Nashville, TN
Education: Vanderbilt University, BS Child Development
Profession: Stay-At-Home Mom & Lifestyle Influencer
Basic Becky is the most predictable woman on the planet. Her daily routine is like clockwork and never changes. She rolls out of bed at 6 am with her husband, and while he goes to his 9-to-5 that he absolutely hates, Basic Becky heads to 🧘 yoga where she spends most of the session trying to get creative Instagram pictures to match her spiritual quotes.
After yoga, it's off to Starbucks where she orders her signature Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream and Two Sweet'N Lows. After ruining the day of her barista with that asshole drink order, Basic Becky heads to her favorite breakfast spot where she orders avocado toast 🥑🍞 with whole grain bread and an egg. As soon as her food arrives she begins taking pictures for Instagram, spending 15 minutes to find the perfect filter. She then proceeds to complain to her waitress that the food is cold, demanding a new order.
After breakfast, Basic Becky goes home where she posts motivational messages about having a positive mindset for seven hours until her husband comes home. Once a month he gets lucky, as she schedules a 20-minute "intercourse" block of time in her daily planner every 30-days.
