Name: MFER Matt
Age: 20
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 172 lbs.
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Education: Phoenix College Dropout
Profession: NFT & Crypto Investor
MFER Matt can't legally drink at a bar or buy alcohol, but he makes more money 💸 on a monthly basis than his parents make in an entire year. They have no idea what kind of money he is making, which is why they continue to let him live at home and why his mom still makes his lunch every day, even cutting the crust off of his peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
Honestly, if his parents knew he spent $69,420 on a pixel dick NFT they would shit a brick and kick him out of the house. He wakes up around 10 am, smokes a fat one, hops online 💻 and checks the crypto charts and trending NFT collections on OpenSea, while simultaneously checking Discord announcements and shit posting on Twitter.
His day is spent flipping NFTs, leveraging crypto positions, and smoking cigs 🚬 while ordering Uber Eats and Grubhub to stay fueled for his degen behavior until the late hours every evening.
NFT & crypto investors from all over the world follow MFER Matt on social media and copy his trades, completely unaware that he is a 20 year old kid trading from his childhood bedroom. There are grown adults risking their (and their family's) financial well-being based on what some stoned and/or drunk kid is tweeting to his 180,000 followers.
