You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your homemade phased plasma rifle came in. It was essential in just getting through another bleak day. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!
