You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a horrifically overpriced theme park and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in cooking (delicious food), but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your dedication to great justice came in. It was essential in awakening your suppressed secret agent skills. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.
