You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an underwater fortress in the Mariana Trench and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in the crashed UFO you keep in the barn, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
