You remember very little of your old life. You were born in an ambulance en route to the hospital and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in being a road warrior on endless motorbike trips, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your penchant for lifelong grudges came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!
