You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a cottage in the middle of nowhere and raised lovingly by loving human godparents. As a child, you took pride in foraging for food, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your phone manners when your loved ones are threatened came in. It was essential in overcoming your midlife crisis. Your time for greatness is here. Be the hero the world needs!
