You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a horrifically overpriced theme park and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in counting to infinity twice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your robot guardian came in. It was essential in protecting your nation and family from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Your time for greatness is here. Let's roll out!
