You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a toxic waste plant and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in scarfing down chili dogs, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ceaselessly brave heart came in. It was essential in finding the Ark of the Covenant. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.