You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange and raised lovingly by a recently-fired police detective. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your penchant for lifelong grudges came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!
