You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by a cyborg fugitive. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your penchant for lifelong grudges came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!