You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a mutagenic sewer lair and raised lovingly by your sister. As a child, you took pride in surfing rogue tsunamis in the city canal, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your infinitely useful utility-belt came in. It was essential in actualising your personal vendetta against the criminal underclass. Your time for greatness is here. Take the red pill!
