You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the back of a diner along Route 66 and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in just getting through another bleak day. Your time for greatness is here. Do you feel lucky?!
