You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a dark, smog-ridden Los Angeles and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in cooking blue sky, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your unhealthy obsession with being the best of the best of the best (sir!) came in. It was essential in overcoming your childhood best friend's tragic death. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!
