You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a nuclear submarine and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in upholding your family's age-old tradition of action herodom. Your time for greatness is here. You are the one!
