You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a cyborg fugitive. As a child, you took pride in the crashed UFO you keep in the barn, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in defending your small town from roving bandits. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.
