You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a motormouthed scientist. As a child, you took pride in scarfing down chili dogs, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in constructing your space modulator. Your time for greatness is here. You've got the touch!
