You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a horrifically overpriced theme park and raised lovingly by an impoverished neighbour who took kindly to you. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your unhealthy obsession with being the best of the best of the best (sir!) came in. It was essential in just getting through another bleak day. Your time for greatness is here. Do you feel lucky?!
