You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange and raised lovingly by your father. As a child, you took pride in weird science experiments, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your homemade phased plasma rifle came in. It was essential in just getting through another bleak day. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!
