You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by your grandmother. As a child, you took pride in cooking (delicious food), but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your genetic cloning experiments came in. It was essential in understanding that life truly is beautiful. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.
