You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by a cabal of faceless corporate drones. As a child, you took pride in scarfing down chili dogs, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ability to see the best in people came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
