You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by aliens from the outer rim. As a child, you took pride in perfectly imitating sound effects with your voice, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your secret weapons room came in. It was essential in awakening your suppressed secret agent skills. Your time for greatness is here. You are the law!
