You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in hardcore knitting, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your genetic cloning experiments came in. It was essential in exposing the alien infiltration of society. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.
