You remember very little of your old life. You were born mid-flight in an Oceanic airliner and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in hardcore knitting, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ability to see the best in people came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
