You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a clan of ninjas. As a child, you took pride in the crashed UFO you keep in the barn, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ceaselessly brave heart came in. It was essential in protecting your nation and family from all enemies, foreign and domestic. Your time for greatness is here. It's time to bleed!
