You remember very little of your old life. You were born mid-flight in an Oceanic airliner and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in pyrotechnics, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in just getting through another bleak day. Your time for greatness is here. Yippie-ki-yay!
