You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by a gang of mutant bikers. As a child, you took pride in cooking blue sky, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your penchant for lifelong grudges came in. It was essential in just getting through another bleak day. Your time for greatness is here. Do you feel lucky?!
