You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a mutagenic sewer lair and raised lovingly by your sister. As a child, you took pride in surfing rogue tsunamis in the city canal, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your feared fists of fury came in. It was essential in creating a real excuse to dress impractically. Your time for greatness is here. Take the red pill!
