You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the side of a busy highway and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in being a road warrior on endless motorbike trips, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your homemade phased plasma rifle came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. You're the cure!