You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a supersuit-clad earthworm. As a child, you took pride in reading demonic tomes out loud, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your photographic memory came in. It was essential in finding the Ark of the Covenant. Your time for greatness is here. You have the power!
