You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a motormouthed scientist. As a child, you took pride in booby trapping your house, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your genetic cloning experiments came in. It was essential in exposing the alien infiltration of society. Your time for greatness is here. Be like water, my friend.
