You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a night market on a rainy day and raised lovingly by a man-sized rat. As a child, you took pride in cutting-edge gonzo journalism, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your intimidating red bandana came in. It was essential in coming to terms with your penchant for avoiding conflict, and to face it head-on instead. Your time for greatness is here. WAGMI!
