You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by a cabal of faceless corporate drones. As a child, you took pride in bending silverware with your mind, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where cybernetic augmentation came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!
