You remember very little of your old life. You were born on a speeding bomb-rigged bus and raised lovingly by a clownfish in a bowl. As a child, you took pride in foraging for food, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your phone manners when your loved ones are threatened came in. It was essential in your desire to escape your fate, albeit unsuccessfully. Your time for greatness is here. Go ahead, make our day!
