You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by an old couple living on a farm. As a child, you took pride in hardcore knitting, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your robot guardian came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Do not go gentle into that good fight!
