You remember very little of your old life. You were born mid-flight in an Oceanic airliner and raised lovingly by a cabal of faceless corporate drones. As a child, you took pride in reading demonic tomes out loud, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your genetic cloning experiments came in. It was essential in exposing the alien infiltration of society. Your time for greatness is here. Let's kick the tires and light the fires!
