You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the side of a busy highway and raised lovingly by a sultry computer hacker. As a child, you took pride in being a road warrior on endless motorbike trips, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your homemade phased plasma rifle came in. It was essential in upholding your family's age-old tradition of action herodom. Your time for greatness is here. You are the one!
