You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a recently-fired police detective. As a child, you took pride in scarfing down chili dogs, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your secret weapons room came in. It was essential in the quest for peace. Your time for greatness is here. Hasta-la-vista, baby!