You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a speeding, rattling, time-travelling hunk of junk and raised lovingly by a motormouthed scientist. As a child, you took pride in reading demonic tomes out loud, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where hacking into government mainframes came in. It was essential in defending your small town from roving bandits. Your time for greatness is here. You have the power!